Tallest Dib Sexy Times +ZADR+

Actually, it's not really all that sexy. But whatever. It still makes me giggle like the retarded fangirl I so am. And I haven't drawn some good wholesome ZADR with some good wholesome uke!Zim in a while. (Anti-ZADR and anti-uke!Zim peeps, please be polite and keep your thoughts to yourselves. Kay thanks.)

A follow-up to this piece of crazy, I guess. XD;

I still hate backgrounds. I hate them a whole lot. :]

Not sure why or how Dib is the Tallest, and not sure why Zim's his love-slave either, but at this point I don't really care. It makes me laugh. A lot.

I'd consider holding a contest-type thing to get some oneshot fanfics explaining/revolving around this nonsensical display of xenophilia, but I know no one would enter, because you all HATE ME. (This is a fact. I know so, and so do you.)

Bah, maybe it's all for the best.

NO, I WILL NOT PUT A MATURE FILTER ON THIS, IT DOESN'T NEED ONE. They've got clothes on, they're both legal here, and there's only some necking/groping/other-such-canoodling going on. So MEH. 8

I'd complain about all the things that bug me about the actual drawing, but I'm so utterly lazy. That's why there's so many mistakes - I didn't bother to fix them.



EDIT: Since people keep asking me "WHY IS DIB THE TALLEST" and "WHY DOES DIB HAVE A PAK" instead of, oh, I dunno, using their fucking imaginations, here's a copy-pasta of the answer I finally made up with the whole TEN SECONDS OF MINISCULE EFFORT no one else could be bothered to expend. Hope you fucking enjoy it, you ASSHATS: "Uh...he disguised himself as an Irken at first to trick everyone into thinking he actually was the tallest Irken, and needed a proper PAK to fool the Control Brains and actually be ENCODED as the Tallest, and then he was like "HA! I'm actually a human! I'VE OUTWITTED YOUR ENTIRE RACE" and then went on to rule the entire Irken race and...I guess...decided to keep the PAK because...PAKs are cool? ...Yeah. There we go. " Wow, guys, that was so hard.